Ashton Kutcher is prepared (to fuck us all over)

In the most recent issue of Men's Fitness Magazine, Ashton tells of his plans to keep his family safe and his body hard through the times of Armageddon.



"All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of days. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."
-A.K

Ok, so if the apocalypse does indeed come in our lifetime we're still stuck with this retard (excuse my language). And if it doesn't, he gets to say he Punk'd the world?
FUCK YOU, ASHTON KUTCHER! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU