Ashton Kutcher is prepared (to fuck us all over)

In the most recent issue of Men's Fitness Magazine, Ashton tells of his plans to keep his family safe and his body hard through the times of Armageddon.



"All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of days. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."
-A.K

Ok, so if the apocalypse does indeed come in our lifetime we're still stuck with this retard (excuse my language). And if it doesn't, he gets to say he Punk'd the world?
FUCK YOU, ASHTON KUTCHER! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

the space garden

children are not very bright (that is a link)

RE: yes, i am looking slayer shirts up‏

Jayme: you have to look at "item location" on the bottom right hand corner. fucking best. i should buy the shirt just for that.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vtg-SLAYER-1986-REIGN-IN-BLOOD-TOUR-T-SHIRT Original_W0QQitemZ350317718623QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVintage_Unisex_T_Shirts?hash=item5190902c5f


Maggie: Ha! Yes you should, wonder how long it takes to ship from there though?


Jayme: about as long as it took frodo from the time he left the shire

hahahaha

Maggie: aha ha ha ha ha!

so when i went to check the weather...

JUST GREAT!

toronto weather (link)

haunted dolls for sale on ebay

The End of the World & The Dewey Decimal System

Post-apocalyptic Library Educational Science Show from 1985

olypmic themed 2012 news

how fitting.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/do-not-adjust-your-sets-solar-storms-could-cause-blackouts-at-olympics-1887630.html

FOUND (a story on record sleeves, from 2008)

distance

M: Maybe your future self told your past self.
The dream you had foretold the past not the future.

Area 51: Censored on Google Earth

communication with no phone and no internet