Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ashton Kutcher is prepared (to fuck us all over)

In the most recent issue of Men's Fitness Magazine, Ashton tells of his plans to keep his family safe and his body hard through the times of Armageddon.



"All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of days. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."
-A.K

Ok, so if the apocalypse does indeed come in our lifetime we're still stuck with this retard (excuse my language). And if it doesn't, he gets to say he Punk'd the world?
FUCK YOU, ASHTON KUTCHER! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

RE: yes, i am looking slayer shirts up‏


















Jayme: you have to look at "item location" on the bottom right hand corner. fucking best. i should buy the shirt just for that.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vtg-SLAYER-1986-REIGN-IN-BLOOD-TOUR-T-SHIRT Original_W0QQitemZ350317718623QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVintage_Unisex_T_Shirts?hash=item5190902c5f


Maggie: Ha! Yes you should, wonder how long it takes to ship from there though?


Jayme: about as long as it took frodo from the time he left the shire

hahahaha


Maggie: aha ha ha ha ha!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

olypmic themed 2012 news

how fitting.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/do-not-adjust-your-sets-solar-storms-could-cause-blackouts-at-olympics-1887630.html

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

distance



M: Maybe your future self told your past self.
The dream you had foretold the past not the future.


Sunday, November 29, 2009



and we can watch this and total recall and rosemary's baby













I WISH YOU WERE MOVING INTO MY APARTMENT.
I HAVE AN EXTRA ROOM AND EVERYTHING. I'LL EVEN CLEAN THE STUFF OFF THIS COUCH.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

to Jayme love Maggie

jayme i really need you to cut out any images of the full moon and sun that you come across, for me

doesnt matter if it is newspaper, magazine, new or old.

if you could be on the look out for me in your collaging adventures that would be amazing. i'll give you something per moon sun you find.

all the plastic lizards in the world could be yours.






-ALL THE PLASTIC LIZARDS IN THE WORLD COULD ME MINE!!!! AAAAAAAL MIIIIIINEEE!!!!!!!

Friday, October 16, 2009

National Geographic oasis vs. bowling trophy ashtray oasis


Jayme stepped into it, Maggie declared it art.



*colliding with your surroundings

*things that would never come to be if people obeyed the law
-law: don't litter

*accidental result of experiment
-experiment: looking up while walking

Friday, September 25, 2009

Jayme sent Maggie an email about the 19 lb baby that was born (casual friday afternoon internet discussion):


From: clanchatti1@live.ca
To: iburntmy_hand@hotmail.com
Subject: it's all so clear now
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:36:10 -0400

THE NEPHILIM RETURNING TO EARTH JUST IN TIME FOR 2012!!! THEY WERE HERE ORIGINALLY TO GUIDE HUMANS TO RIGHTEOUSNESS AND IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN! HUMAN KIND NEEDS THEIR GUIDANCE TO A BETTER MORE SUSTAINABLE WAY OF LIFE OR ELSE WE WILL PARISH IN THE FIRES OF THE APOCALYPSE! THEY ARE COMING TO GUIDE US IN THE "RIGHT" PATH FOR 2012. THEIR PATH. BE THAT GOOD OR BAD.
IT'S TIME.


From: iburntmy_hand@hotmail.com
To: clanchatti1@live.ca
Subject: RE: last thing
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:29:22 -0400


carl sagan is our dad!

oh yeah, i am NOT HAVING A 19 POUND baby

i wont even have a 6 pound baby.

Maybe its a Nephilim?



From: clanchatti1@live.ca
Sent: September 25, 2009 1:26:30 PM
To: iburntmy_hand@hotmail.com


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc