a r t l i k e c r a z y b a b y

like a dream

2011-01-20T21:18:00.000-08:00

Ashton Kutcher is prepared (to fuck us all over)

2010-12-29T11:09:00.000-08:00

In the most recent issue of Men's Fitness Magazine, Ashton tells of his plans to keep his family safe and his body hard through the times of Armageddon.

"All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of days. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."
-A.K

Ok, so if the apocalypse does indeed come in our lifetime we're still stuck with this retard (excuse my language). And if it doesn't, he gets to say he Punk'd the world?
FUCK YOU, ASHTON KUTCHER! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

the space garden

2010-07-17T12:24:00.000-07:00

2010-03-17T15:58:00.000-07:00

children are not very bright (that is a link)

RE: yes, i am looking slayer shirts up‏

2010-03-02T12:19:00.000-08:00

Jayme: you have to look at "item location" on the bottom right hand corner. fucking best. i should buy the shirt just for that.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vtg-SLAYER-1986-REIGN-IN-BLOOD-TOUR-T-SHIRT Original_W0QQitemZ350317718623QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVintage_Unisex_T_Shirts?hash=item5190902c5f

Maggie: Ha! Yes you should, wonder how long it takes to ship from there though?

Jayme: about as long as it took frodo from the time he left the shire

hahahaha

Maggie: aha ha ha ha ha!

so when i went to check the weather...

2010-03-01T21:31:00.000-08:00

JUST GREAT!

toronto weather (link)

2010-02-23T14:50:00.001-08:00

haunted dolls for sale on ebay

2010-02-09T13:08:00.000-08:00

The End of the World & The Dewey Decimal System

2010-02-09T13:02:00.000-08:00

Post-apocalyptic Library Educational Science Show from 1985

olypmic themed 2012 news

2010-02-04T11:35:00.000-08:00

how fitting.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/do-not-adjust-your-sets-solar-storms-could-cause-blackouts-at-olympics-1887630.html

FOUND (a story on record sleeves, from 2008)

2010-01-21T14:47:00.001-08:00

2010-01-19T08:10:00.000-08:00

distance

2010-01-19T08:07:00.000-08:00

M: Maybe your future self told your past self.
The dream you had foretold the past not the future.

Area 51: Censored on Google Earth

2010-01-02T11:49:00.000-08:00

communication with no phone and no internet

2010-01-02T11:31:00.000-08:00

we thought this was so funny

2009-12-28T09:04:00.000-08:00

END TIMES

2009-12-04T17:56:00.000-08:00

THE SPEED OF SATAN
666,666

Thanks Boy Jamie

2009-12-01T19:35:00.000-08:00

2009-11-29T22:40:00.000-08:00

and we can watch this and total recall and rosemary's baby

2009-11-29T22:29:00.001-08:00

I WISH YOU WERE MOVING INTO MY APARTMENT.
I HAVE AN EXTRA ROOM AND EVERYTHING. I'LL EVEN CLEAN THE STUFF OFF THIS COUCH.

to Jayme love Maggie

2009-10-29T17:23:00.000-07:00

jayme i really need you to cut out any images of the full moon and sun that you come across, for me

doesnt matter if it is newspaper, magazine, new or old.

if you could be on the look out for me in your collaging adventures that would be amazing. i'll give you something per moon sun you find.

all the plastic lizards in the world could be yours.

-ALL THE PLASTIC LIZARDS IN THE WORLD COULD ME MINE!!!! AAAAAAAL MIIIIIINEEE!!!!!!!

National Geographic oasis vs. bowling trophy ashtray oasis

2009-10-16T13:37:00.000-07:00

Jayme stepped into it, Maggie declared it art.

2009-10-16T13:28:00.001-07:00

*colliding with your surroundings

*things that would never come to be if people obeyed the law
-law: don't litter

*accidental result of experiment
-experiment: looking up while walking

Jayme sent Maggie an email about the 19 lb baby that was born (casual friday afternoon internet discussion):

2009-09-25T13:01:00.000-07:00

From: clanchatti1@live.ca
To: iburntmy_hand@hotmail.com
Subject: it's all so clear now
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:36:10 -0400

THE NEPHILIM RETURNING TO EARTH JUST IN TIME FOR 2012!!! THEY WERE HERE ORIGINALLY TO GUIDE HUMANS TO RIGHTEOUSNESS AND IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN! HUMAN KIND NEEDS THEIR GUIDANCE TO A BETTER MORE SUSTAINABLE WAY OF LIFE OR ELSE WE WILL PARISH IN THE FIRES OF THE APOCALYPSE! THEY ARE COMING TO GUIDE US IN THE "RIGHT" PATH FOR 2012. THEIR PATH. BE THAT GOOD OR BAD.
IT'S TIME.

From: iburntmy_hand@hotmail.com
To: clanchatti1@live.ca
Subject: RE: last thing
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:29:22 -0400

carl sagan is our dad!

oh yeah, i am NOT HAVING A 19 POUND baby

i wont even have a 6 pound baby.

Maybe its a Nephilim?

From: clanchatti1@live.ca
Sent: September 25, 2009 1:26:30 PM
To: iburntmy_hand@hotmail.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

2009-08-28T14:38:00.000-07:00

I finished my back to school shopping.

2009-08-26T13:25:00.000-07:00

I actually almost didn't buy them because of how they discriminate against kids 0 - 3 being awesome and totally badass, but I caved when I realized how many new friends I would make when I showed up with these on the first day.

2009-08-26T13:07:00.000-07:00

"Field"

2009-08-25T19:19:00.000-07:00

JLF & MMF
art-coven-collective

you were here

2009-08-25T19:15:00.000-07:00

2009-08-18T13:38:00.000-07:00

(jayme, i just couldn't help myself)

synchronicity

2009-03-05T12:56:00.000-08:00

2009-03-02T10:01:00.001-08:00

to do:

2009-02-02T15:25:00.000-08:00

all i have

2009-02-02T12:50:00.001-08:00

bowling trophy ashtrays

2009-02-01T21:10:00.000-08:00

a most coveted collection

psychedelicats II

2009-02-01T16:17:00.000-08:00

psychedelicats

2009-02-01T16:14:00.000-08:00

If you have cat stickers on your phone (you know who you are) you're in the club.

gay as ice

2009-01-31T15:14:00.000-08:00

if maggie were here right now she would say:

2008-11-18T20:15:00.000-08:00

i talked about the list of things not to talk about

2008-09-23T19:48:00.000-07:00

dear jayme,

do you still believe in 2012?

i miss you, back.

you got the cats and all I got was the plastic lizard.

love maggie

From the Deapths of the Cyborg Cafe...

2008-09-11T12:48:00.000-07:00

dear maggie,

i miss you

2012

2008-07-21T17:34:00.000-07:00

in space i hope

2008-07-21T17:29:00.000-07:00

Question 2

2008-07-02T23:02:00.002-07:00

Question 1

2008-07-02T22:52:00.000-07:00

Discussing Fatherly Advice on Fathers Day

2008-06-16T20:33:00.000-07:00

Maggie's Dad would say:
"Find a way to make what you want happen."

Jayme's Dad would say:
"Tough titties."

"That looks like something that would be on your blog."

2008-06-15T11:33:00.000-07:00

There's a Civil Uprising in Maggie's Room

2008-06-11T21:33:00.000-07:00

2008 vs. 2012

2008-06-01T22:59:00.000-07:00

Guess which one is Jaymes:

2008-06-01T22:50:00.000-07:00

no wonder our friends never call(at least we have eachother)

2008-06-01T22:46:00.000-07:00

Untitled (2012)

2008-05-20T15:15:00.000-07:00

Lil' Wayne Knows!

2008-05-18T22:00:00.000-07:00

"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."

- Lil' Wayne

First Date Cheat Sheet

2008-05-13T14:04:00.001-07:00

"What ever you do Jayme, do not talk about the list of what not to talk about."

Probably Not.

2008-05-13T13:52:00.000-07:00

Untitled Self Portraits (Nephilim) 2008

2008-05-12T17:28:00.000-07:00

Page 54

2008-05-12T17:24:00.000-07:00

The 2012's set list:

2008-04-30T14:07:00.000-07:00

Crack Mattress

2008-04-30T13:57:00.000-07:00

Before we blogged we wrote on paper

2008-04-30T13:48:00.000-07:00

"It's coming sooner than you think"

2008-04-28T18:44:00.000-07:00

I wonder if Jayme and I are on the HEAVEN list?

Ceasarean Babies/Trauma Free Baby

2008-04-27T15:25:00.000-07:00

Jayme came because her doctor and her mom decided
they had nothing better to do.

Maggie came only because she was absolutely forced to.

20:12

2008-04-26T17:59:00.000-07:00

Coming Soon....?

2008-04-23T21:40:00.000-07:00

2003 Self Portraits

2008-04-23T12:07:00.000-07:00

Jayme wrote on it; Maggie declared it art.

2008-04-22T14:24:00.000-07:00

Our Dads at Tables

2008-04-22T14:00:00.001-07:00

Maggie, take me to African Lion Safari.Love Jayme

2008-04-22T09:45:00.000-07:00